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A WALKING
BAD IDEA.

With a very convincing smile.

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Gochi the axolotl riding a GOCHI skateboard
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THE STORY

The current had other plans.

Gochi sitting by a glowing Monad portal at dusk
  1. 1

    Gochi was hunting for a snack when he saw some weird glowing thing and, naturally, decided to investigate.

  2. 2

    Next thing he knows, he’s sucked straight into Monad.

  3. 3

    Fast currents, completely unhinged creatures, just total nonsense everywhere.

  4. 4

    First thing he does? Smacks right into a rock at full speed.

  5. 5

    Just sits there floating face-down for a second, figures whatever, and goes right back in.

  6. 6

    Five minutes later, he’s riding the exact same current that just humiliated him.

  7. 7

    Then a slice of pizza floats by.

And honestly? The rest of the world can deal with itself.

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GOCHI BEHAVIOUR

Floats face-down like it's a strategy.

Nobody knows if he's asleep, dead, or thinking.

He's probably doing something.

Your leverage doesn't come back.

Gochi does.

Portrait of Gochi the axolotl

THINGS GOCHI DOES

  • Regenerates whenever
  • Does whatever he wants
  • Questionable timing
  • Zero survival instinct
  • Somehow still here

THINGS GOCHI DOESN'T DO

  • Panic-sell
  • Doom-scroll FUD
  • Take random threads seriously
  • Take anything too seriously
THE RULES

The boring part

01

FAIR LAUNCH

No insiders. No presale. Everyone gets in at the same time.

02

LIQUIDITY LOCKED

Locked on graduation and staying that way.

03

NO TAXES

No extra fees on buys or sells.

04

NO GATEKEEPERS

No invitation. No permission needed.

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THE TANK

A bunch of people. One very stubborn axolotl.

  • Some came for the meme.
  • Some came for the chaos.
  • Some are still face-down and nobody’s sure why.

Doesn't matter. You're in the Tank now.

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Gochi riding a bull and holding a giant green candle to the sky